50 Shades of "K"

Let's dive right into it. Kinky Questions, Kinkier Answers. Ok maybe not really. Either or, they were asked, so I answered. Enjoy this peek at another side of me.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen Counter

2: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Russell Stringer Bell

3: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? Grab it, stroke it, pee, have sex and look at it

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Him calling my name in THAT WAY.

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a Church

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ Dude couldn't keep an erection. Ummm it was mad awkward.

7: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Do. Not. Want. Ever.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: I chose other. Scarfs are sexier and silkier. And aren't too binding.

9: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? LOVE. Tattoos on brown skin are so sexy to me

10: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? I am sure I was amazed that a penis was so different than a vagina.

11: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Because I know what I like done to me and what I like to do.

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One really great orgasm could be enough. But, why would anyone deny themselves multiples if they can achieve it?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:The only thing I have that I wouldn't want a specific someone to find is my bullet.

14: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Corny pick up lines from dudes I have no interest in.

15: Two things you like about oral sex: Like: The contact of his tongue on me and the pleasure that it provides

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Tongue kissing my toes. Eww

17: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Sure do

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Only when married

19: Morning, Noon, or Night? Technically any time but since I have to choose :Morning

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries, whipped cream

21: How big is too big: If it hurts in a bad way, then it's too big

22: One sexual thing you would never do: Using a strap on a man

23: Biggest turn on: The right thing said in the right way, nice arms, great smile

24: Three spots that drive you insane: Breasts, under ears, hips

25: Worst possible time to get horny: Anytime having sex is not an option

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Si, por favor

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: An elevator

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: If you prefer it to actual sex, it's way too much

29: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Landing strip

30: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Tremendously

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: It definitely can be

32: Fill in the blank: "If he ____________, we are fuckin": If he looks at me like that one more time, we are fuckin

33: What your favorite part of your body: Breasts

34: Favorite foreplay activities: Sexual teasing conversation, light touches that aren't neccessarily sexual, kissing

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]: Love trumps sex. And, sex with someone you love is always better

36: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yes. A bullet, about a year or so.

37: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Per this chart Roxie Jugs ha!

38: Is there anything you do on Tumblr/Twitter that you would not like your significant other to see? Nope. He follows me there, so he sees all. I'm more than ok with that.

39: Have you ever had sex outside? Yep

40: Booty or Boobs? Boobs

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Haven't but would

42: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Gay, no. Lesbian, yes. Because it's so different from my life.

43: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Haven't. Must do.

44: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? It's a tie between Anthony Hamilton's "Float" & Jill Scott "All I"

45: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Hearing HIM talk about things that excite him

46: How small is too small? If dude has to ask, it's too small IMO

47: Have you/would you sex in/on a car? I have. On & in.

48: Sex in front of an audience, Yay or nay? Depends on the circumstance.

49: Do you think you're too sexual, not sexual enough, or average? More than average but never too sexual

50: What is too kinky for you? Anything involving kids, animals, peeing, and sadistic acts.